Funny Monday Morning Quotes & Sayings

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
- H. Allen Smith

Waking up on Monday morning is the worst feeling ever.
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Each Friday afternoon we go home full of the joys of the weekend.
In contrast after the weekend we drag ourselves into work full of the
Monday morning blues.

Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending
the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.
- Dan Salomon

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on
television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn’t
educate America if they started at 6:30.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!

Monday is the root of all evil.

I’ve come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer
than the other days [each].
- Turtle Dundee

I always give 100% at work:
13% Monday,
22% Tuesday,
26% Wednesday,
35% Thursday,
4% Friday

And according to a recent study we conducted,
Monday has been voted “Least Popular Day of the Week” 176 years in a row.

I say we take every Monday off.

If only one of the presidential candidates would make it part
of his platform to do something about making Monday part of the weekend.
I think he would get a lot of votes.
- Thomas Wayne

I may look calm and collected when I stroll in to work on Monday,
but really, I’ve killed all my employees in my head like 3 times.

Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and
hear…’Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep,
multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

They should make Mondays illegal.

Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close to Monday?

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.